I’m working on an invitation for our Sunday School Christmas party.  We’re going to play Dirty Santa… or the White Elephant Gift game… I guess it all depends on where you’re from.  I think the yanks call it Yankee Swap… how dull… Dirty Santa is MUCH more exciting… ANYWAY… all of that to say, I’ve been trying to come up with some witty wording.  I feel like a failure!  My brain is failing me!  I tried to cheat and google some ideas… but there just isn’t anything out there.  So… (if there are any other brain-dead party-planners googling away) this is what I’ve come up with after agonizing for hours (I’ve determined NOTHING rhymes with ELEPHANT!):

One man’s trash
Is another man’s treasure!
The bigger the laugh,
The greater the pleasure!

So bring a gift,
But don’t spend a dime!
If it’s useful or pretty,
You’ve committed a crime!

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